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Post by Guest on Sun Nov 04 2007, 03:50

A young man moved into a new flat of his own and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the flat next to the
mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go
to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts;
they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm
and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think
that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered.... "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming.... that was me."


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Post by pompeyrayuk on Tue Nov 06 2007, 01:59

Superb one mate superb

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