NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

by Guest Mon Oct 29 2007, 03:40

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
>
> A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated
> conversation.
>
> The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is
> galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
>
> "Emma come first.
> Den I come.
> Den two asses come together.
> I come once-a-more!
> Two asses, they come together again.
> I come again and pee twice.
> Then I come one lasta time."
>
> The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
> she
> retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public
> places about our sex lives."
>
> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa
> tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '."
>
> $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!