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Post by pompeyrayuk on Tue Aug 28 2007, 04:30

Sick leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew
the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker
(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked
her "...And where do you think you're going?"

(You're gonna love this.....)

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

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Post by nightwishh on Tue Aug 28 2007, 04:46

Lmao
Gonna try that at work today see if i can get away with it
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Very funny

Post by Guest on Fri Sep 07 2007, 04:42

Hey this was a pretty good joke and nightwishh should try this at work but only if her hair is blonde today it seems no one not even herself knows the real color of her hair its one of man's mysteries from throughout time.Now before she goes and blows a fuse cause i picked on her she should at least know the real answer and tell us all

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Re: Sick leave

Post by kkkklm8 on Thu Jul 17 2008, 08:01

not bad quite funny

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Post by shuk-one on Thu Jul 17 2008, 09:05

had to think for asecond and remined its a blonde.......very good 666
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Post by Graves69 on Sat Jul 19 2008, 04:19

I've been thinking for a long time a life-time career in blondness, must put this one to the test one day, too, I guess

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