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Three Women

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Three Women

Post by nightwishh on Sat Jan 19 2008, 06:58

THERE WERE THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER AND ONE SENIOR, SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.



SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNGER WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.



"THAT'S MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.



A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. the SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXCLAIMED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.



THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE , SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.



SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT........ I'M GETTING A FAX!!!!!!
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