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A VOICE FROM THE BACK
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A VOICE FROM THE BACK
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went
before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion,
they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family
expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the
congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's
salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much
the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally,
the
Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd.
"Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the
congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her
frail voice said.
"Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we
wear rubbers." And the congregation said, "Amen."
before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion,
they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family
expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the
congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's
salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much
the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally,
the
Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd.
"Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the
congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her
frail voice said.
"Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we
wear rubbers." And the congregation said, "Amen."
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